“Don’t Brush My Hair in Knots” - Murp

You can keep your Mick Jaggers, your goddamn Jim Morrisons & Kurt “Whev” Cobains, this 3-year-old girl’s got more charisma & presence than their entire careers. And she doesn’t like her hair being brushed in knots. F#ck. Ye-hair.

4 Wheel Drive

Just as long as she keeps that skirt clean she'll be okay.

Hot Hot Hot college girl Ashley "New sexy outfit" amateur video clip.

Hot Hot Hot college girl Ashley "New sexy outfit" amateur video clip.

street sweeper

Adopt A Hawtie

Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They're way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. Now, how to convince my girlfriend that this is what our relationship needs..

without the hand

without the hand

The Universe: What a Concept

Carl Sagan or He-Man might be considered the masters of the universe, but they're nothing compared to Doctors Gust and Tooper, two turtle-neck wearing philoso-sci-artists, whose power of perception and understanding are god-like.

Let us be lazy

I propose to look at the sloth in pictures. Very often we do so because we felt like it. But laziness – is the engine of progress. So let us be lazy, gentlemen.

Monster fish

Here's a fish that'll eat you whole and haunt your dreams

Fat.

Gross, and quite possibly uncomfortable.